Yer a punk rocker yes you are. Yer a funky chicken, you eat simulated liver on a stick and I find that odd. Yes I’ll say it. I find that odd. What a strange creature you are, what a strange and mysterious creature, with your potato-filled hat and your bright orange truck with Sir Laurence Olivier’s ass airbrushed on the hood. Yer one odd duck, and I respect that.






Oh my achy bucket seats. Oh my adjustable lumbar support.